WorldWatch - February 14, 2010 - How to Get Stupid Children - The Ornery American
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First appeared in print in The Rhinoceros Times, Greensboro, NC
| By Orson Scott Card |
February 14,, 2010 |
How to Get Stupid Children
Practically everyone agrees that American schools are doing a lousy job of
teaching history to our children.
But there are two opposite views of what the problem is.
A lot of us think the schools are failing to teach our children the roots of the
American system -- the Constitution, the great men who founded our republic
and brought it through its early struggles, especially the fight to abolish
slavery, the wars and why we fought them, the development of the frontier, the
growth of technology.
When I was a kid in California -- when that state had the finest public schools
in the world -- that's precisely what I was taught. And the goal of the teaching
of history in those days was to turn out informed citizens who knew how we
came to be the nation we are today.
But there are a lot of other people -- including the entire educational
establishment of our state (and almost every other state as well!) -- that thinks
the reason our public-school history teaching is lousy is because we spend way
too much time on all that early stuff that nobody cares about anymore, and
don't do enough to give our kids the full array of politically correct opinions.
As long as a single child grows up to vote Republican, these educators feel that
they have failed.
So, here in the great state of North Carolina, they have come up with the
perfect solution: Secede from the United States of America, and teach only the
history of Politically Correct America.
The way they plan to do this is to stop teaching our 11th-graders any American
history prior to 1877. This is not a joke. This is a real proposal from our state
Department of Public Instruction.
Let's see ... what does that leave out?
The colonizing of America. The Revolutionary War. George Washington and
the creation of a republic that doesn't lead to "presidents-for-life."
The ideas and compromises leading up to the Constitution.
Alexander Hamilton and the creation of our economic system.
The Monroe Doctrine, Andrew Jackson's populism, Manifest Destiny, the
Mexican War and the nation's growth to the west coast.
The political struggles over slavery leading up to the Civil War. Abraham
Lincoln and the freeing of the slaves. The Reconstruction of the South, with
the Republican Party forcing the South to accept black voters and office
holders.
Yeah, that's all they're cutting out.
But look what they're going to keep! Starting at 1877 is a highly significant
move, because that means they're going to start with the disputed Hayes-Tilden
election of 1876, which was stolen by the Republican Party through a naked
power grab -- one which only became possible because the Republican Party
quietly agreed to abandon support and protection of the rights of blacks in the
South, which opened the door to Jim Crow.
Which means they're going to skip the part of American history where
Republicans were solely responsible -- over the bloody opposition of the
Democratic Party -- for freeing black people from slavery. You know, that
altruistic war where an army composed mostly of white people from the north
shed their blood to end the "right" of states to secede from the union so they
could continue to enslave other human beings.
Instead, we'll get a picture of America where black people are always oppressed
by white people, and only the Democratic Party has acted to give them rights.
(We know this is the goal, since kids even now can get through the study of the
1960s without having a clue that Lyndon Johnson's Voting Rights and Civil
Rights acts only passed Congress because of strong Republican support that
allowed the override of the diehard segregationists of the Democratic Party.)
The Leftaliban version of American history has clearcut black-and-white good-vs.-evil stories to tell.
On the Good List: The Democratic Party, FDR, civil rights, Martin Luther King
Jr., Vietnam War doves and protestors, environmentalists, unions, unlimited
abortion, gay rights advocates, and big paternalistic government.
On the Bad List: The Republican Party, anti-Communists, the Department of
Defense and the U.S. military, all corporations except Ben & Jerry's, religion
(especially conservative or orthodox religions, especially Christians who dare to
vote), the Old South, deregulation, pro-lifers, capitalism, free enterprise,
globalism and the IMF, protectors of traditional marriage, any human activity
that impacts the environment (which is all of them except Al Gore's plane), and
all wars we have fought and are fighting in the Middle East or against
terrorists.
Now, they may actually toss a bone to a few on the Bad List now and then, but
in the main, this is how recent history is already taught.
When they stop teaching American history before 1877, that will mean that
everything that has made America a great, exceptional nation that has inspired
and, yes, saved the world repeatedly, and is still the inspiration for true
reformers in every part of the world -- all those things will be ignored.
But everything that advances the political agenda of the extreme Left today --
you know, the totalitarian wannabes who prevent anyone who openly disagrees
with them from getting tenure at any university they control (which is nearly all
of them), and who have completely taken over the teachers' unions and the
education establishment almost everywhere.
If these people loved America -- and I don't mean "patriotism," I mean deep
commitment to the philosophy of government on which our republic was
founded and which created an environment of liberty that has blessed the
entire world -- it would be inconceivable that they would drop the entire story
of the formation of our nation.
But, you see, that "narrative" -- the story of Franklin, Paine, Washington,
Adams, Jefferson, Hamilton, Jackson, and Lincoln -- is useless to them. It
hurts them. It encourages people to think for themselves.
It provides examples that are useful to populist movements like the Tea Parties
and to Republicans and Libertarians who advocate smaller, less-intrusive
government. You can't teach pre-1877 history without instilling some
of those values
American history after 1876, on the other hand, can easily be spun so that it
supports the false, self-serving narrative of the Leftaliban. And, like the
Taliban and other totalitarian systems before them, they know that unless they
get complete control of education, they can't stop kids from growing up into
opponents of their regime.
It's not just limited to the teaching of 11th-grade history, either. Ninth-grade
"world history" will now have a big unit on "the environment."
Be warned: The real science of ecology would be taught as a unit in a biology
course. The moment it is called "the environment" and is moved into world
history, it is going to be nothing but the establishment of the religion of
Environmentalism.
You know, the religion that has no god except "the way the Earth was before
man" but has a definite devil: global warming. The religion that pretends to be
science based (they do love publishing polls of scientists) but does everything
possible to block publication of any actual scientific findings that don't support
their views, and which produces "findings" that are as faked-up as any
"findings" of creationists or intelligent-designists.
Already the Leftist education establishment makes it so uncomfortable for
teachers with moderate or conservative views that many of them leave the
profession entirely and the others keep their heads down and don't bother
trying to influence the teachers' organizations, school administrations, and
state government.
But with all they have taken over so far, the extreme Left is still unhappy
because, doggone it, people keep voting for Republicans! How can they stamp
out all this stupidity and ignorance? (Stupidity and ignorance being defined, of
course, as "disagrees with the Correct Viewpoint.")
This really has nothing to do with liberal vs. conservative, by the way. I'm a
liberal -- as defined in 1978. In those days, liberals regarded free speech as an
essential attribute of a democracy.
The Leftaliban, on the other hand, though it calls itself "liberal," prefers speech
codes to silence dissent, and allows students at universities to shout down or
at least disinvite speakers who don't agree with the Leftaliban's positions on
any issue.
The Leftaliban thinks Fox News is evil (instead of, as has been proven over and
over again, the most impartial of all news broadcasters). The Leftaliban thinks
Obama is God. Er, pardon me, god, since they have little patience with those
who believe in God, unless it's a non-Judeo-Christian one.
Now, most teachers on the local level are not part of the Leftaliban. Most of
them just want to teach their subject matter to kids they care about. Most
teachers want their kids to learn to think for themselves and have no agenda to
try to wean them away from the beliefs of their parents.
But those teachers don't run the education establishment. And in fact the
education establishment is deeply frustrated by that student-centered, give-them-tools-and-let-them-teach-themselves attitude of most teachers.
That's why they want to change the legally-required curriculum. Forbid the
teachers to convey to children those anti-Leftaliban ideas from American
history before 1877!
Make the history teachers spend a whole unit of world history on "the
environment," which will turn the Green movement, in all its dishonesty and
totalitarian philosophy, into heroes of the story!
The real issue for you and me, of course, is not this proposed curriculum
change. That's because this curriculum change is going to get buried so deep
it will sleep with magma.
Because I know every North Carolinian who reads this column will be writing to
their state senators and representatives to demand that they stop this
nonsense right now.
But after this curriculum change goes away, the people who thought it was a
good idea will still be running our education establishment.
The real issue is: How can we restore civilian, majority control over education
in the state of North Carolina?
How can we change the state colleges so they start hiring without ideological
bias (i.e., actually granting degrees and tenures to those with openly
conservative views)?
How can we reform the Department of Public Instruction so that ideologically-biased power grabs are no longer possible or desirable to those who are being
paid by the taxpayers of a state that is politically moderate and not at all
interested in having their children brainwashed by the Extreme Left?
One of our serious problems in reining in the excesses of these groups is that
the universities always wrap themselves in the banner of "academic freedom"
-- even as they deny even a shred of academic freedom to anyone who does not
agree with them -- and the educational administrators always claim to be
"experts" who don't really need to listen to "unqualified" lay people.
I speak to you now as the son of a professor of education. I grew up on my
father's skeptical view of the endless waves of unproved educational theory that
keep washing over the colleges and public schools, deforming the education of
children without the slightest attempt at actual science behind them.
There are no education experts. If there were, our schools would work,
because it is absolutely the programs and choices of the "experts" who got us
where we are today.
So a complete takeover of education by the people's freely elected
representatives would be an improvement in our educational system precisely
to the degree that educational "experts" were omitted.
What we need in charge of our educational system are skeptics -- people who
don't subscribe to any theory to the point where they will refuse to hear
opposing evidence.
And anyone who acquiesced in this curriculum change -- this naked attempt
to turn our public schools into a system of churning out good, obedient
Politically Correct children -- need to find another line of work, or pursue their
careers in a state that wants indoctrination instead of education in the schools.
P.S. Just so you know, my list of good guys in recent history includes most of
those on the Leftaliban's good-guy list, and my list of bad guys includes most of
those on the Leftaliban's bad-guy list. I just don't think we benefit from
worshiping the one and demonizing the other.
Nor do we benefit from "educating" our children in a one-party school system.
Freedom cannot survive in a society that allows only people of one ideological
stripe to determine what and how our children will be taught.
So a conservative takeover of the schools and universities would find me
attacking them as vigorously as I am now fighting Leftist control of education.
There is no room in a republic for a monopoly of thought.
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