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Kent
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This idea is so awesome!
If there is one weapon that Islamic fundamentalists would fear above all others, it would be this one.

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Lobo
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The best quote is "...contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down..."
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This should make the gays mad. Reducing their sexuality to a chemical imbalance.
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Which is probably why the weapon got denied funding, too politically incorrect.
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To listen to Richard, gay guys fight harder.
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*snickers* yes.

Anyway... my response to the thread title is this:

"But... war is fun... can't we have both?"

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Yes, but not at the same time.
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Of course we can at the same time. That is what the "comfort women" were for...
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I'm confused. Does this chemical weapon actually make men explicitly prefer sex with other men, or does it merely make them so horny that they'll grab the first available partner (i.e. each other)?

I wasn't aware that it was even possible to spontaneously change someone's sexual orientation, even temporarily, so I'm going to guess that the latter is probably the case.

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quote:
Yes, but not at the same time.
I don't know, They did a good job of it in the movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". [Smile]
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"Does this chemical weapon actually make men explicitly prefer sex with other men, or does it merely make them so horny that they'll grab the first available partner (i.e. each other)? "

I don't think it does anything, because it doesn't exist.

But it's a great idea for a gay porn movie.

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Funny Dave. [Smile]


Wouldn't a straight guy just jerk off? I've been horny before with no women around and I didn't screw my softball buddies. And one of them was damn good looking.

KE

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quote:
Originally posted by jasonr:
I'm confused. Does this chemical weapon actually make men explicitly prefer sex with other men, or does it merely make them so horny that they'll grab the first available partner (i.e. each other)?

I wasn't aware that it was even possible to spontaneously change someone's sexual orientation, even temporarily, so I'm going to guess that the latter is probably the case.

Well, it certainly seems like it might be a possibility: Gay sheep turned straight
Backlash against the backlash against studies on Rams that just don't like Ewe?

Granted, it doesn't look like it's a 'spray on' treatment, but it does open up the possibility.

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John - for how long, tho? I mean, it's well known that men in prison do things they never would outside. [Big Grin]
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Well gay men and forced men do, Ricky.

I spent six months in the woods with a bunch of dudes and no women in sight anywhere, and the sight of hairy man-butt never did cause a bit of turgidity.

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Approximately one ram in 10 prefers to mount other rams rather than mate with ewes, reducing its value to a farmer.
Obviously, these rams were abused by a ram as lambs, are desperately seeking attention, have given into the pro-ram on ram mounting agenda, or are filled with an innate loathing of God.

[ June 13, 2007, 07:26 PM: Message edited by: Jesse ]

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RickyB
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six months isn't that long. It's when the years start piling up, and you know you ain't getting out. I was in for 40 days too.

"Obviously, these rams were abused by a ram as lambs, are desperately seeking attention, have given into the pro-ram on ram mounting agenda, or are filled with an innate loathing of God."

This made me laugh. Then again, I am pleasantly baked... [Big Grin]

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My whole "prison" experience consists of an afternoon in the Mayberry jail. Only a slight exageration, but the Deputy did appologize when he put me in the cell so he could go down the street to get me a burger and a pack of smokes.

I'm a wierd cat, Ricky [Smile] The six months in the woods bit was by choice.

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Ah. Still, it's six months, AND by choice. [Smile]
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"This made me laugh. Then again, I am pleasantly baked... [Big Grin]"

NO, no, it was hilarious. Easily the funniest thing on Ornery all week.

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Don't ask, don't tell.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lobo:
This should make the gays mad. Reducing their sexuality to a chemical imbalance.

Or just induce a lot of groaning and eye-rolling, since in the end it turned out to be just another ridiculously expensive and unworkable pie in the sky project.

Plus from a public relations angle, if they'd managed to get this thing to work and started using it in the field, it'd probably be the single worst thing you could unleash on the middle east. It'd horrify and disgust the arab world on a far more visceral level than any amount of angry rhetoric about godless American imperialism ever could.

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