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TommySama
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I've had an epiphany.

Imagine a brand of tissue paper which had selected excerpts from "adult novels" printed on them, and maybe pictures on the back. I'm gonna be freakin' rich.

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Epiphany??

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"I got home at last and crawled into bed next to my girlfriend. I told her I'd had an epiphany that night and she told me to stop taking that drug 'cos it's bad for your heart."

[LOL] Classic!

Sorry [FootInMouth]

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I'm finding myself very attracted to my girlfriend, who has caught and killed 3 mice in the last few hours with one mouse trap, properly set.
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OMG, I am worried now. My cat has become a true slayer of vermin. She recently caught a huge rate and ate it all, even the tail, right under my feet here as I sat at my laptop in the garage. Her latest foray into natural violence resulted in a half snake being left at our doorstep. My son was suitably amused and horrified. (I'll post a picture of the half snake tomorrow. It was amusing enough that I felt the moment should be preserved.)

Should my wife be worried about my affections? [Big Grin]

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kenmeer livermaile
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TODAY: I get dedicated home internet again! No more typing outside in the cold! (Discerning ehyes will havew noticed that my typo/ortho-graphic ratio is worse than its usual awfulness.)
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Its a present stayne, the whole family should be honoured by this token of affection [Big Grin]

A woman that I used to go to college with had her rabbit in the back garden the other day, the garden is securely sealed off but she has a kind of forrest backing onto her garden. She came out only to her horror that poor Missy had been killed and half eaten by what she could only think of was a fox from thne way it dug under the fence [Frown] Poor poor flopsy-eared Missy

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No, TomD. He has a problem with capital punishment for pedophiles, and I was just pointing out that taking naked pictures of a seventeen year old girl is not worthy of death. Though there are a lot of "registered sex offenders" that are on that list for sleeping with willing fifteen, sixteen, or seventeen year old girls. Even guys that were as young as you when they did it. Er, did her.

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Tommy,

When you say "tissue" do you mean 'toilet tissue'? Because I can see the appeal in having something to read or whatever in the bathroom, but I would think you would have problems with absorption and people unwilling to wipe their asses with ink, or whatever the letters/pictures were?

KE

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Surely ya can use the same thing that they use to put coloured patterns on tissues e.g, roses, pictures of winnie the pooh etc?
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I think you need better color saturation for porn wipes.
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KE, I'm guessing you're a sock man.

For you

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How about a NSFW warning there Tommy?
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Sorry Dave at Work. I'll keep in mind next time to put a NSFW... I sort of figured any link which followed a comment about masturbating into a sock would be regarded with suspicion.
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****meanwhile there are those of us too dumb to have known what the sock was for in the original post, and then had to look up the meaning of NSFW*****
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This is Tommy, people.

But yeah, Tommy. Sheesh. Just because "don't click this if you value your ability to sleep" is inherent in your reputation doesn't mean you don't have to put it in your posts too.

[Wink]

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Yeah, Ms. Prejean will be haunting my dreams too, or humping, depending on how you feel about that stuff.
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When I am reading threads during breaks at work, I often skim stuff and read in more detail if something catches my attention. In this case I failed to catch the context before following the link. Of course the link was posted by Tommy, and warning klaxons should have gone off in my head before I clicked a link in one of his posts.

Not to worry Tommy, I'll be sure to peruse this later at home.

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Yeah Tommy, those little ankle socks. [Smile] And if I get fired for looking at porn I'm coming to live with you. Look out world!

She looks a lot better there than dolled up for the pageant. And I agree that if there isn't nipple showing, it's not a topless photo.

KE

[ May 12, 2009, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: KnightEnder ]

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Speaking of Dave at Work, whatever happened to Pete at Home (not that we were best buds, but didn't he disappear suddenly?)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, after all that she aint even showin any nip!
Yas must all feel soooo cheated right now...

Least yas got a full frontal booty shot like, even if it is covered up. (Honestly, yas would have been better looking up the naked Rhianna pics, she shows EVERYTHING [Wink] ) *teehee*

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Since when was noodling around on the internet part of anyone's job description?
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I talked to Pete just last week. I think it is just work that is keeping him away.

Yes, Scouser, I feel cheated. I'll be right back, gotta go look something up. [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by KnightEnder:

Yes, Scouser, I feel cheated. I'll be right back, gotta go look something up. [Smile]

KE

[LOL]

I just looked up on it for the fun of it, and whaddya know, there they were! [Razz]

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I think there was nip, but those pictures got taken away [Frown]
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Why oh why do they tempt people like that and then just take it away?? Where IS the fun in that? Why couldnt she show a bit of who-who as well along the way? Its just downright selfishness is what it is! [Razz]
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KE, they have little stars, but I emailed you. Don't say I never did you any favors
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Thanks Tommy. [Smile]

I agree with whatever she has to say about anything.

And I totally agree that Donald Trump should be the moral authority in this country.

Did y'all see where he said the only reason she was getting so much **** for saying what she said was "because she is so beautiful". I guess ugly chicks can say whatever they want?

Don't hate her because she is beautiful! Pretty people should be able to say whatever dumb hateful thing they want.

This is a weird case because I actually think the hot chick shouldn't have been penalized for having an opinion. Why they ask them for their opinion on anything is beyond me, but if they ask....

And John Stewart is hilarious.

KE

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Trump doesn't like obese lesboz, thass for sure. Especially ones who talk more persuasively than he does.

Rosie roolz; Donald drules.

And any man who wears a combover like that invites his own ridicule, so I figure The Don enjoys being laughed at. Considering that he typically gets laughed at all the way to the bank were he cashes that laughter into fat positive balances, I can see why.

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quote:
Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
Rosie roolz; Donald drules.

[LOL] I love you, Ken
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quote:
Trump doesn't like obese lesboz, thass for sure. Especially ones who talk more persuasively than he does.
Well I agree that she talks more. I don't see where persuasively can legitimately be applied, but she certainly talks more.
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Well, the good news is that my code seems to be working.

The bad news is that it takes 90 minutes to run [Frown] Sometimes I really hate computers.

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For some reason, stupidity I blame on youth, I bought and read his book many many years ago. It told the heroic story of how he rose from nothing, I mean he literally had to start with only 'millions' of dollars, to become richer.

Then fifteen years or so ago I saw him in real life at a Rockets game. My god, he looked like a monster then. I can't imagine the years have been kind to him. How any woman could sleep with that is beyond me.

However, he is living proof that they haven't invented a way to grow hair back. If his rich ass has to wear that combover there is no cure.

KE

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kenmeer livermaile
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"Well I agree that she talks more. I don't see where persuasively can legitimately be applied, but she certainly talks more."

Rosie is funny and makes me laugh.

Donald puts me to sleep.

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quote:
Rosie is funny and makes me laugh.

Donald puts me to sleep.

That would be a function of entertainment value not persuasiveness.
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I am greatly persuaded by humor, DaveS.
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I fixed a code problem for a guy yesterday that had been frustrating him for hours. He needed a backslash at the end of his UNC path. It made me feel good. (I used my Dad's favorite troubleshooting technique. This one works and that one doesn't? Make that one look like this one.)

But that's not the sort of bug that makes code run slow. Good luck with that Lina.

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I find humor entertaining, but I am not persuaded by humor. Humor may put me in a more receptive mood, or it may do the opposite. With Rosie it is usually the opposite. While I find her to sometimes be funny and entertaining, I also find her personality to always be grating. I can only take so much of her brand of humor.

Also, very funny, deliberately confusing me with DaveS. I hope he enjoys humor of being confused with me as much as I did.

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Well, truth be told, I rarely watch TV and haven't seen Rosie since her talk show diva days.

Oops, I called you DaveS. I need a backslash somewhere in the name center of my brain.

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No problem. I just remember DaveS commenting a few years ago about someone confusing us when we have such different personalities and viewpoints. I find it kind of amusing.
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I really DO have a hole in my head where names are concerned. Manifested fifteen years ago and grew very dark a few years back.

Meanwhile, here is one of my fave persons on the big picture:

"Although I came to doubt all revelation, I can never accept the idea that the Universe is a physical or chemical accident, a result of blind evolution. Even though I learned to recognize the lies, the clichés and the idolatries of the human mind, I still cling to some truths which I think all of us might accept some day. There must be a way for man to attain all possible pleasures, all the powers and knowledge that nature can grant him, and still serve God — a God who speaks in deeds, not in words, and whose vocabulary is the Cosmos."

Isaac Bashevis Singer

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