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Topic: The penis game
caladbolg1125
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posted December 02, 2008 04:52 PM
Too much seriousness and not enough irreverence has led me to post yet another silly thread game. Just like in middle school except that instead of volume, I think the best should be based on creativity. Rooster. "Snuff the rooster" would therefore mean masturbation. Yes, that's what Alice in Chains was talking about.
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JoshCrow
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posted December 02, 2008 05:05 PM
Actually... (wiki) The song "Rooster" was released in 1993 and is featured on their second, full-length studio album, Dirt. It was written by guitarist Jerry Cantrell for his father, who served in the Vietnam War. His nickname was "Rooster." Also... what game is this? Shpedoinkel. [ December 02, 2008, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: JoshCrow ]
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JoshCrow
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posted December 02, 2008 05:08 PM
My middle name is "Subvertinator".
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caladbolg1125
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posted December 02, 2008 05:08 PM
Where you have to shout penis as loud as you can. But you can't shout on the internet. I MEAN YOU CAN BUT IT DOESN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE. So get creative instead.
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scifibum
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posted December 02, 2008 05:13 PM
Saddlewhacker Pantsman Donut Rack (I'm trying to be original here. Pork Sword is taken)
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NSCutler
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posted December 02, 2008 06:32 PM
The Intrepid Spelunker
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kenmeer livermaile
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posted December 02, 2008 06:35 PM
From the days of getting to know someone and taking precautions: Dinghus Khandom
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Wayward Son
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posted December 02, 2008 06:38 PM
This is a puerile and juvenile thread, and I refuse to participate in it by yelling out inanities like BEDSNAKE! or JOHNSON! . It is completely beneath me and my dignity. [ December 02, 2008, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: Wayward Son ]
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munga
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posted December 02, 2008 06:49 PM
I guess my favorite silliness is this regard is referent in the third person ... as in there is me, him, and HIM, in the bed. One can then reason that his (I mean, His) attributes are entirely determined by overdeveloped ID and a rigid personality.
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scifibum
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posted December 02, 2008 07:14 PM
Rod of Justice Gladius Suspectus Augeo ad ridiculum
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munga
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posted December 02, 2008 07:49 PM
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munga
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posted December 02, 2008 09:05 PM
quote: Originally posted by JoshCrow: My middle name is "Subvertinator". I love this "middle name" thing. Too funny.
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Greg Davidson
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posted December 03, 2008 03:10 AM
Now I get why people don't use their real names here
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Individual Persona
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posted December 03, 2008 01:49 PM
Surely a Cunning Linguist would insert rapier here... I mean...rapier-like wit...here. Gosh I think that's how it goes.
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Sefer
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posted December 03, 2008 01:52 PM
There are some D&D items that would go well here... Rod of Lordly Might Wand of Wonder
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Mormegil
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posted December 03, 2008 05:29 PM
As ashamed as I am to post in this thread, my favourite is from Orson Scott Card's excellent cyberpunk short story, "Dogwalker": The pope. And a character later makes reference to "seeking an audience with the pope." Classy.
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munga
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posted December 03, 2008 05:37 PM
*imagining the Pope's mitre* That is actually very clever, even better than the fireman references.
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Lobo
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posted December 03, 2008 05:43 PM
Princess Sophia
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scifibum
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posted December 03, 2008 06:19 PM
Levitater ^ | (spot the double meaning) Rasslesnake DRM: Digital (Right) Management
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caladbolg1125
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posted December 04, 2008 01:11 PM
Cherry bomb Boomerang (should it curve like that?) (it just keeps coming) Priapus' Glory
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caladbolg1125
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posted December 04, 2008 02:54 PM
========D "Oh man, someday, love will come sliding down my chute."
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caladbolg1125
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posted December 04, 2008 03:08 PM
quote: Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile: Dong Quixote He thought those windmills were giant penises and he was very homophobic...
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flydye45
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posted December 04, 2008 05:30 PM
That's what comes from having a bunch of atheists on the forum. "Polishing the Bishop" is an old reference to the sin of Onan. And they wore mitres as well. You might call Ron Jeremy "the Pope" I suppose.
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Daruma28
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posted December 04, 2008 07:34 PM
When I first read this thread yesterday, the first thing I thought was "This has kenmeer written all over it..."
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Pete at Home
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posted December 04, 2008 09:51 PM
Anyone remember why the ground was all white after Custer's last stand?
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jimskater
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posted December 05, 2008 12:07 AM
Something about how they kept arriving in endless waves?? The Ronco Expando-matic pocket flute
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Pete at Home
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posted December 05, 2008 12:46 AM
Sumthing like that. The injuns kept comin' and comin' and comin' ...
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kenmeer livermaile
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posted December 05, 2008 01:58 AM
"When I first read this thread yesterday, the first thing I thought was "This has kenmeer written all over it..."" So your son pissed his name in the snow in front of my porch. Aw, boys'll be boys. Yup. But it war in mah dawter's handwriting!
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Viking_Longship
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posted December 05, 2008 07:30 AM
If you can find the documwntary series that MacNiel of the MacNiel Leher report did on the history of english there is a great part where an actress playing Jane Austen recites all the victorian euphamisms for the penis. My own Bag Pipe Man Staff Joy Stick And bear in mind, a wizard's staff has a knob on the end
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jimskater
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posted December 05, 2008 09:01 AM
quote: Originally posted by Pete at Home: Sumthing like that. The injuns kept comin' and comin' and comin' ... I knew that. See what happens when you try to maintain an aura of quiet dignity?
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