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caladbolg1125
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Too much seriousness and not enough irreverence has led me to post yet another silly thread game.

Just like in middle school except that instead of volume, I think the best should be based on creativity.

Rooster.

"Snuff the rooster" would therefore mean masturbation. Yes, that's what Alice in Chains was talking about.

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Actually...
(wiki)
The song "Rooster" was released in 1993 and is featured on their second, full-length studio album, Dirt. It was written by guitarist Jerry Cantrell for his father, who served in the Vietnam War. His nickname was "Rooster."

Also... what game is this?

Shpedoinkel.

[ December 02, 2008, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: JoshCrow ]

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[DOH]
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My middle name is "Subvertinator".
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caladbolg1125
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Where you have to shout penis as loud as you can. But you can't shout on the internet.

I MEAN YOU CAN BUT IT DOESN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE.

So get creative instead.

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Saddlewhacker

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Donut Rack

(I'm trying to be original here. Pork Sword is taken)

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From the days of getting to know someone and taking precautions:

Dinghus Khandom

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This is a puerile and juvenile thread, and I refuse to participate in it by yelling out inanities like BEDSNAKE! or JOHNSON!.

It is completely beneath me and my dignity.

[ December 02, 2008, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: Wayward Son ]

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I guess my favorite silliness is this regard is referent in the third person... as in there is me, him, and HIM, in the bed.

One can then reason that his (I mean, His) attributes are entirely determined by overdeveloped ID and a rigid personality.

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Rod of Justice
Gladius Suspectus
Augeo ad ridiculum

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quote:
Originally posted by JoshCrow:
My middle name is "Subvertinator".

I love this "middle name" thing.

Too funny.

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Now I get why people don't use their real names here [Wink]
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Old Greg [Wink]
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Surely a Cunning Linguist would insert rapier here...

I mean...rapier-like wit...here. Gosh I think that's how it goes.

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There are some D&D items that would go well here...
Rod of Lordly Might
Wand of Wonder

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As ashamed as I am to post in this thread, my favourite is from Orson Scott Card's excellent cyberpunk short story, "Dogwalker":

The pope.

And a character later makes reference to "seeking an audience with the pope."

Classy.

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*imagining the Pope's mitre*

That is actually very clever, even better than the fireman references.

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Levitater
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(spot the double meaning)

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Cherry bomb

Boomerang (should it curve like that?) (it just keeps coming)

Priapus' Glory

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========D

"Oh man, someday, love will come sliding down my chute."

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quote:
Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
Dong Quixote

He thought those windmills were giant penises and he was very homophobic...
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That's what comes from having a bunch of atheists on the forum.

"Polishing the Bishop" is an old reference to the sin of Onan. And they wore mitres as well.

You might call Ron Jeremy "the Pope" I suppose.

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When I first read this thread yesterday, the first thing I thought was "This has kenmeer written all over it..."

[Razz]

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Anyone remember why the ground was all white after Custer's last stand?
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Something about how they kept arriving in endless waves??


The Ronco Expando-matic pocket flute

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Sumthing like that. The injuns kept comin' and comin' and comin' ...
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kenmeer livermaile
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"When I first read this thread yesterday, the first thing I thought was "This has kenmeer written all over it...""

So your son pissed his name in the snow in front of my porch.

Aw, boys'll be boys.

Yup. But it war in mah dawter's handwriting!

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If you can find the documwntary series that MacNiel of the MacNiel Leher report did on the history of english there is a great part where an actress playing Jane Austen recites all the victorian euphamisms for the penis.

My own

Bag Pipe
Man Staff
Joy Stick

And bear in mind, a wizard's staff has a knob on the end

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quote:
Originally posted by Pete at Home:
Sumthing like that. The injuns kept comin' and comin' and comin' ...

I knew that.

See what happens when you try to maintain an aura of quiet dignity? [Wink] [Razz]

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