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kenmeer livermaile
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Men don't support women through their menstrual times. Women in primitive societies typically work harder and build up larder so they don;t need us unbreliable male apes.

We're wonderful, are we men, but only as we are.

However, we *are* decent enough not to send you in the woods when you're wafting predator-attracting blood fumes. But then, you lovely lasses will screw ANYtime (I'm in love, ladies, with ALL of yez!!!) and we lads are ALWAYS horny. And the more critters with spear in hand the better if a saber-tooth tiger appears for *whatever* reason. Women on the rag? Major berserker tiger-shooers.

I betcha grizzlies run from seriously menstrually deranged female humans. The men being fed up with the crazy bitch probably adds to the overall defensive fervor, I suppose.

Anyway, should we survive nthis century as a civilized species, we'll reengineer all that stuff.

Play God, even. Someone has to else to whom are we praying?

[ April 11, 2009, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: kenmeer livermaile ]

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I can see Cro-Munga woman now:

"Not that baby-eating cat again? Thinks it's badass, huh? I can't wait until some broad invents pottery (or some faggot) and some anal straight dude claims credit. I want my shard!"

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6 mos passed, and here I go again. Argh. I was really hoping ....
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"And you just.....exist?"

Y'all maintain, we break through. To use a baseball metaphor (sorry, me limey lass), women keep laying down the singles and play the solid consistent defense, whereas men provide the slugging and the spectacular suicide defensive plays.

I once asked a pretty deep thinking female friend if she thinks a female-run society would have gone to the moon. Her response was immediate and certain: "Whatever for?"

Eventually we'll need to relocate from this planet, and without men it would never have happened. Not until it was too late anyway. However, without some female thinking, we'll never survive long enough to get to that point...

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we are compatible and complementary
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What animals are asexual?
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Captive pandas. [Wink]
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*snicker*

I think I remember some zoos trying animal porn for their inhabitants. I can't remember what variety of animal, though.

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quote:
Originally posted by RickyB:
"And you just.....exist?"

Y'all maintain, we break through. To use a baseball metaphor (sorry, me limey lass), women keep laying down the singles and play the solid consistent defense, whereas men provide the slugging and the spectacular suicide defensive plays.

I once asked a pretty deep thinking female friend if she thinks a female-run society would have gone to the moon. Her response was immediate and certain: "Whatever for?"

Eventually we'll need to relocate from this planet, and without men it would never have happened. Not until it was too late anyway. However, without some female thinking, we'll never survive long enough to get to that point...

Was that aimed at me, RickyB?
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/free-porn-three-females--and-still-casey-the-gorilla-hasnt-got-a-clue-733683.html
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Pandas too.
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munga
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I don't know how to say this. I can hardly think it. I'm 38 and working hard on some serious projects.

And I'm late.

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Ooof. Stress can do that too, you know. But, ooof.
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Ooof.

It's a fact.

A. I am never late.
B. I was hot as a furnace last night.
C. I had to get up to pee twice.
D. It fits with the irony- I was just thinking how kinda *nice* this older-children life is, and how nice it is that John has been judged to have become unable to produce viable sperm (had an injury in high school, it has been deteriorating) and how *nice* it is that I could just stop having children now, even though 7 years ago we put aside some blastocysts (6 frozen) for this time coming up (post-big projects) but maybe we don't HAVE to do it, all our other friends are done....

E. Before I missed, I looked at my face and said, "I look pregnant" and of course, dismissed it as impossible.

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Do you mean you are sure-sure? [Eek!] (if not, you might as well buy a test. They work on day one, you know. They just discourage people from testing that early because so many very early pregnancies self-terminate. But the hormone will already be there if you are.)
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munga
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Na. The test will be wrong and give me a false negative, it won't show the positive for a week or two.

I've .... done this before.....

I'll do a test in a while, when it will show the proper positive. Anyway.

I don't need the test.

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Who knew? Here I am new to this board, trying to sense through cyberspeech who is who and where everyone fits.

Suddenly all is revealed.

I know medical histories. An umbilical hernia? Self medication? I know who is close to needing adult diapers.

Way too much info here folks. Not to worry, though. I myself have had many and varied blows to the head. The people I used to sell state secrets to have taken me off their vendor list.

Yup, after this post I might be in the market for a lobotomy. Johnny Mnemonic needs a download. Memory is always the second thing to go....

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Bringer, my throwing arm might be out of order for a while, but I guarantee you, it will return.

This thread is fun, we love it, we enjoy ourselves and hardly care who knows what, because most of us trust each other, at least this far.

You had better be a good witch, is all I'm sayin'

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Vasectomy is a beautiful thing.
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quote:
Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
I betcha grizzlies run from seriously menstrually deranged female humans.

Back in the 1980s I read some story about a lady that narrowly escaped a bear by yanking out and dropping her tampon ...

I remember thinking at the time that it would be a hard thing to do while getting chased by a bear.

[ January 07, 2010, 02:29 AM: Message edited by: Pete at Home ]

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