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scifibum
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You're such a tease. I didn't even get to see what it was about!
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[LOL] I think you are right. Conservative Wiccans. There's something you don't hear every day.

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Didn't mean to frustrate you, scifibum. Right after posting it, I reconsidered. Don't want to embarass them or break any trust.
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I think I'll be OK. [Smile]
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Wow, but you taking it away didn't kill the thread? Cool. This would have saved me and Pete an epic battle. [Smile]

I almost reposted it for scifi, but then I figured you must not want it out there for some reason so out of respect to you I didn't. Do you want me to delete my first post? If there is still time.

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Don't worry about it, KE. I'm probably being paranoid. (We may think Ornery is the biggest thing on the web, but I suspect we're mistaken. [Wink] )
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Wha–? Wayward deleted something interesting and now you're all talking about the interesting thing that I didn't see?

I DEMAND TO KNOW MORE!!!

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Now I've frustrated Jordan. the cycle continues.
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It was juicy, Jordan. Sorry I can't tell you more. Well, I could tell you but then I'd have to kill everyone on Ornery that read it. And finding out where everybody lives and booking flights and transportation and weapons when I got there...As much as I like you Jordan I just don't think it is worth it. Sorry. [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by scifibum:
Now I've frustrated Jordan. the cycle continues.

I am totally NOT fishing for "Just as you always have, with your distance and infuriating heterosexuality, damn you!"

Totally.

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Waaah! This is so unfair! How can you dangle a juicy secret over me, and just pluck it away? [Crying]
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(Little does Jordan realize that this thread is just a conspiracy between scifibum, KE, and Wayward just to frustrate him... [Big Grin] )
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“I could tell you but then I'd have to kill everyone on Ornery that read it. And finding out where everybody lives and booking flights and transportation and weapons when I got there...As much as I like you Jordan I just don't think it is worth it. Sorry”

You’re a hurtful hurtful man KE … not worth it?... think of the frequent flyer miles. [Smile]
How long would it take the authorities to figure out the link between your victims? Some one call the producers of ‘Criminal Mind’. …

I had this dream once were I found myself hold up in some small town hotel tavern in the middle of nowhere. Other people begin to show up though no one can explain why the are there. Eventually its discovered that everyone there was/ a Ornery’en gathered together by some unknown force and complete some unknown task or purpose

Instead of hunting us down one at a time KE could your diabolical scheme be to gather us all together into one place and save your self some money!


Can you imagine Ornery being brought together and then having to work together to solve some mystery or perhaps some ‘divine’ purpose. I always thought the diverse personalities would make for a good story.

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Isn't an OrneryCon 2009 thread way(ward) overdue?
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Yes, let's all get together here in Texas. I know the perfect place. It's an old abandoned warehouse in the business district. And we should meet late at night. But remember this is a secrete just for us Orneryites. No need to tell anybody where you are going or who you are going to meet.

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So that's the secret—I knew there was a reason KE wanted to host OrneryCon! Wayward's conspiring to have us all killed, then KE and him will fight it out until only one man is left standing—the one and only Right Person on Ornery.
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I assume it’s BYOA...
to grind

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I have already posited that an Ornerycon must include a mud-fight.

So, please plan location accordingly.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jordan:
So that's the secret—I knew there was a reason KE wanted to host OrneryCon! Wayward's conspiring to have us all killed, then KE and him will fight it out until only one man is left standing—the one and only Right Person on Ornery.

Then once one has killed the other, the last one standing will have to come on Ornery and start arguing with himself on threads....where the hell's the fun in that??? [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by rightleft22:
Can you imagine Ornery being brought together and then having to work together to solve some mystery or perhaps some ‘divine’ purpose. I always thought the diverse personalities would make for a good story.

Yeah what a good original idea! Then all we need is a talking dog, a van to fit us all in and we're away!....oh, wait..
[Exploding]

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Who is kuato?
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quote:
Then once one has killed the other, the last one standing will have to come on Ornery and start arguing with himself on threads....where the hell's the fun in that??? [Razz]
This has all happened before. It will all happen again.
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Who is John Galt? [Smile]

KE

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Wait, are you suggesting that Kuato is John Galt? [Wink]
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Who is anyone really? Are we really here? Are we a part of something like the Whos, living on a single piece of dust on the flower of life?

Sorry, hippy mode [LOL]

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Check the "introductions" thread.
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Man, you can't even delete a thread around here without starting something. [DOH]
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No, Kuato is the anti-Jane Galt. [Smile]

And speaking of "anti"; my dad rode with me to San Antonio last weekend to rent my son a car while his is in the shop (somebody knocked his bumper off while he was at a hotel in Austin getting ready for UT next year. I got him a red convertible Chrysler Seabring. I wouldn't buy a Chrysler but it was the nicest thing they had on the lot.). Anyway; the drive with my dad was "interesting" as usual. He is convinced that Obama is a "One-Worlder" and is bringing about the coming of the Anti-Christ. [Smile] Thankfully he slept most of the time. [Smile]

KE

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> Kuato

> I have already posited that an Ornerycon must include a mud-fight.

Fantastic, now we just need one more (or as many as y'all like) woman-folk to volunteer and I'm quite certain we'll all be suitably entertained. Nothing like a good mud-wrestling match and that's a fact.

I'm sure seeing that alone would make it well worth the trip! [Smile]

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What do ya mean? The men would be doin the mud wrestling for the women's entertainment, not the other way round.
Thats just nasty [Razz]

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Women should wrestle in banana cream pudding, since the stuff gets in, you know, everywhere.
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oh, I'm pretty sure the fight would break down liberals V. conservatives.

After all, whom else do we want to stuff with mud/creampie?

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"Anyway; the drive with my dad was "interesting" as usual. He is convinced that Obama is a "One-Worlder" and is bringing about the coming of the Anti-Christ. [Smile] Thankfully he slept most of the time."

Parents grown old teach us how crazy we were as teenagers/young adults.

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