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Mormegil
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Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta
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Preposterous. If he concedes to these people they will only start demanding he let them put their finger in his belly button to confirm that he was really born.
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As the creationists will tell you, God could create Adam with a belly button even if he was never born. So Obama may have been created similarly.
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Well, at least people finally know the name of the attending physician and which hospital in Hawaii Obama was born in so this little drama can finally be put to rest. I knew The Onion would know exactly the right questions to ask and would get to the bottom of the matter. No matter where Obama was born, it was the right place.
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