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Pete at Home
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Remember the 1980s when there were all those scandals about $18,000 toilet seats getting sold to the military? Today, there's only one government agency that would pay $18,000 for a toilet seat:
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Homeland security, but the toilet seats come with Osama bin Laden's face printed on the toilet paper.

[This message has been edited by Baldar (edited November 15, 2002).]


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The National Endowment for the Arts.
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yes, but only if it has a christian or jewish holy symbol on it.
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