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Pete at Home
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West Coast: half an hour of rolling around in a bedroom followed by 2 hours of talking about it on Facebook.

Nevada: 3 hours heavy drinking followed by 3 days of figuring out who you had sex with.

Utah: read scriptures together and then dry hump on a couch.

South: 10 hours of unprotected sex and then go to church together.

East Coast: 15 minutes coffee, protected sex in the dark, then a mutual restraining order.

Any suggestions for the Midwest? I didn't date much in Michigan and don't know the stereotypes.

[ February 11, 2014, 11:12 AM: Message edited by: Pete at Home ]

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LOL.
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Midwest: I'm done, let's go get Chinese food.
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Naw- Quickie in the hay then back to milking.
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Pete at Home
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I really liked Tom's story for Midwest (Wisconsin) sex but don't know how prototypical it was.

Get run off the road on first date, go to her parents house to have sex, then not talk to her again.

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Meet where the gas station used to be, have dinner at the place that's where Bob's used to be, go back to her place behind the old mill (being sure to park on the sidewalk, so that other cars can still get down the street)
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Pete at Home
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Awesome.

That leaves Apalachia, Louisiana, Alaska, Hawaii, and maybe Puerto Rico.

Any ideas? Did I miss any significantly unique cultural hot spots?

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To be fair, mine may be more specifically rust belt than general to the midwest.
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That's a good division. Like the term rust belt. Could change Utah to Jello Belt but that might be too obscure.
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Uh...

Midwest: It's been between 0 and -50 for the last 3 months. Find somewhere well heated and covered in blankets.

[ February 12, 2014, 09:27 PM: Message edited by: TommySama ]

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Seattle: Bump into each other at a fancy cocktail bar, talk for a while about how great it would be to do something sometime, exchange numbers and then text for a few weeks, never see each other again.
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Alaska is similar to what TommySama said for Midwest - but usually involves alcohol and often involves unintended pregnancy.
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Alaska: storm is coming, so find a partner and use alcohol, unprotected sex, and many blankets to survive the cold.

Thanks LR

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