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ATW
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We've all heard Bush and Kerry jokes. C'mon share.

(Note: not all jokes are going to be funny to all people. This is a good time to practice restraint in complaining,)

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What's the difference between the junior senator from Massachusetts and the senior senator from Massachusetts?

The junior senator will pull someone out of the water but the senior senator will not.

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"President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration."

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aupton15
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Bush and Kerry are in a barber shop together getting haircuts. Kerry's is finished first and they start to put some sweet-smelling lotion on him. He says "Don't put that on me, I don't want Mrs. Kerry to think I've been in a whore house." When Bush's haircut is finished, they ask him if he wants the lotion. He says, "Sure, go ahead. Mrs. Bush doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like."
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Lewkowski
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LOL

Makes you reconsider what she ment when she told the reporter to "shove it." [Wink]

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Wayward Son
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My favorite from Leno:

What do Bush and Martha Stewart have in common?

Both are afraid of long sentences.

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Adam Masterman
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quote:
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
and George asks him what his name is. "Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right -
question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is. Steve."
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the
recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f*** happened
to Billy?"

From a link on a different thread (sanitized for your protection).
Adam

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kidzmom
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O.k., here's one that's an equal opportunity offender! (If you are too young--or too old--to remember Rocky Horror Picture Show, don't bother!) [Big Grin] http://www.flowgo.com/funpages/view.cfm/5809
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