Bush and Kerry are in a barber shop together getting haircuts. Kerry's is finished first and they start to put some sweet-smelling lotion on him. He says "Don't put that on me, I don't want Mrs. Kerry to think I've been in a whore house." When Bush's haircut is finished, they ask him if he wants the lotion. He says, "Sure, go ahead. Mrs. Bush doesn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like."
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quote: George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. "Billy." "And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. Steve." "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f*** happened to Billy?"
From a link on a different thread (sanitized for your protection). Adam
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