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LoverOfJoy
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Does anyone know any details about Hillary Clinton's collapse today? Everything I've seen or heard has been very brief.

While I disagree with some of her politics I wish her well. She is young and I hadn't ever heard of any health concerns in the past. Hopefully it was something minor and isolated.

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Stomach flu, I heard. And I sympathize; I collapsed myself on a hike not too long ago from the same sort of thing.
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Here's a link:
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/world/050131/w013156.html

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I heard it was because she has been sustaining herslf solely on the blood of young Republican children and hence was not getting enough carbs in her diet.
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TomDavidson
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Republican children have blood?
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well, the children do: it's not until they achieve majority and are able to vote that they are shorn of it, along with their souls. c'mon tom, you should know that* by now! [Big Grin]

ed

*in jest, ornery republicans: relax.

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I'm a child of a Democrat and a Republican. Does that make me like Blade?

Sounds like her condition was not that serious...probably dehydration as a result of the flu. Don't worry, she'll still run in 2008!

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See, I was under the impression that their hearts were two sizes too small. Now that I know there's no blood carrying O2 to the brain, it explains a lot.* [Big Grin]

* see ed's footnote.

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LoverOfJoy
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quote:
Don't worry, she'll still run in 2008!
Doing her part to get the sympathy vote, eh?
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No no no NO! Republicans, much like the Tin Woodsman, have no hearts. Hillary is the Scarecrow party.
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interesting that the link is from a Canadian (read socialist) site...
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Adjudicator, Ha! [Big Grin]

Tom, Ha Ha! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Aupton is a Daywalker.

KE

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Are they sure her condition isn't from coronary blood loss? [Wink]
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They weren't sure they could revive her, but then she heard the Whos in Whoville . . .
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