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pickled shuttlecock
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Okay, this is my second inane thread. It's a game everyone can play! Take your favorite movie or book title, and substitute some word with sausage. Feel free to substitute other words if it won't obscure the original title too much. I'll start.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sausage

Lord of the Meats: Return of the Sausage

The Silence of the Sausage

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Sausage

To Kill a Sausage

The Maltese Sausage

A Sausage Orange

Finding Sausage

The Emporer's New Sausage

Rashly,
Darth Tolerable

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In the same trilogy as Lord of the meats, we also have :Fellowship of the sausage, and The Two Sausages

The Once and Future Sausage

The Sausage Strikes Back

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Sausage

Indiana Jones and the Sausage of Doom

The Sausages of Wrath

A Portrait of the Sausage as a Young Frank

We the Sausages

Sausage Shrugged

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The Sausage of Evangelion

Sausage Mononoke

Macross II: the Sausage

The Sausage of Chucky

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Sausage

Speed II: Sausage Control

Million Dollar Sausage

A Beautiful Sausage

Forest Sausage

Back to the Sausage

Brokeback Sausage

Cold Sausage

Star Weiners Episode I: The Sausage Menace

Star Weiners Episode II: Sausage of the Clones

Star Weiners Episode III: Sausage of the Sith

The Seventh Sausage

King Sausage

Some Sausages Like it Hot

Enemy Sausage

Sausage Air

Sausage Impact

The Sausage After Tomorrow

28 Sausages Later

Night of the Living Sausage

Dawn of the Sausage

Day of the Sausage

Land of the Sausage

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The Usual Sausages

2001: A Sausage Odessy

The 13th Sausage

Sausages are Forever

Star Sausage: First Contact

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The One and Only Genuine Original Family Sausage

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sausage

All the President's Sausages

A Sausage for All Seasons

Rosemary's Sausage

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Probably the most opaque one:

Sausage

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American Sausage

Fear And Loathing In A Sausage

My Big Fat Greek Sausage

Godzilla Vs King Sausage

40,000 Sausages Under The Sea

Spanking The Sausage

City Of Lost Sausages

A Hundred And One Sausages

A Few Good Sausages

Revenge Of The Sausages

Gulliver's Sausage

Journey To The Centre Of The Sausage

Sausage On A Hot Tin Roof

Bram Stoker's Sausageula

Mary Shelley's Sausagestein


oh and a competitor on the opaque front

Sausage: The Musical

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Debbie Does Sausage

The Wizard of Sausage

Gone with the Sausage

Finding Sausage

The Usual Sausage

Million Dollar Sausage

Meet the Sausage

The Bourne Sausage

Charlie and the Sausage Factory

edited because I spelled sausage wrong every single time

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Those are all so gay. [Smile]

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Hmmm, my family plays that game, but with feces. Different strokes for different folks I guess. I wonder what the psychologists on here will have to say about the differences between sausage and feces.
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Sausage on Elm Street - Teenagers are haunted by sausages in their sleep. If they eat the sausage while they dream, they gain weight in real life.

A Sausage for all Seasons - Having disappointed King Henry, a sausage is banished to the Tower of London until it tastes better.

Sausage Club - Bored and dissatisfied with their modern lifestyle, a group of men gather in the basements of butcher shops to make and exchange sausages.

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And now a series of sausages at war...

Saving Private Sausage

A Sausage Too Far

Full Metal Sausage

The Sausage on the River Kwai (or The Bridge on the River Sausage)

Sausage Harbor

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How about some Chick Sausages:

Sausage and Louise

Fried Green Sausages

Mer- Sausages

Love Sausage

Romancing the Sausage (PG version, of course! [Wink] )

The Wedding Sausage

Don’t Tell Mom, the Sausage is Dead (not actually a chick flick, but my wife likes it)

A Sausage to Remember

Sausage in Seattle

You’ve Got Sausage

There’s also that Drew Barrymore flick where she goes undercover in her old High School and falls in love with a teacher, but there’s no way I can put that Sausage-title on this site! [Eek!]

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The Sausage, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
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Planet of the Sausages
Fast Times at Ridgemont Sausage
A Knight's Sausage or A Sausage's Tale (probably a little less prurient)
The Sausage's Edge
Amityville Sausage
A Sausage without a Cause or A Rebel without a Sausage

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Trains, Planes and Sausages
The Royal Sausages
The Unbearable Lightness of Sausages
Sausages
Sausage, Sausage!
Salsiccia Paradiso
The Tin Sausage
The Good, the Bad and the Sausage
The Sixth Sausage
The Seven Sausages
The Sausage and I
The English Sausage
The French Lieutenant's Sausage
The Sausages of Baron Munchausen
Sausage Rwanda
Sausage Bites
Sausage, Actually
Snow White and the Three Sausages
Three Sausages and a Baby
Three Men and a Sausage
Sausage Men
The Sausage
Faster, Sausage, Die, Die!
Total Sausage
Sausage Trek III: The Search for Spock's
The African Sausage
Sausages in the Mist

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quote:
Originally posted by LoverOfJoy:
The Sausage, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Au' contraire! [Wink]

The Lion, the Sausage, and the Wardrobe.

-or-

The Lion, the Witch, and the Sausage

I think I like all three - ones a naughty flick, the second is a child's tale, and the third is an action flick.

[ March 30, 2006, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: javelin ]

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Wag the Sausage
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Reminds me of the pants game. While watching any of the Star Wars movies (iv - vi, I wouldn't want to encourage anyone to watch i - iii) replacing any noun with the word pants. You don't even have to say the line out loud. Just chuckling when you think of one is enough for other people to get it.

Oh, and:
Ocean's Sausage

The Sausage
The Sausage: Reloaded
The Sausage: Revolutions

Friday Night Sausages

The Manchurian Sausage

Sausage Potter: The Philosopher's Sausage
Sausage Potter: The Chamber of Sausages
Sausage Potter: The Sausage of Azkaban
Sausage Potter: The Sausage of Fire
Sausage Potter: The Order of the Sausage
Sausage Potter: The Half-Sausage Prince

(I decided the other version of Harry Potter sounded too crude when said out loud.)

The Sausage of the World
The Great Sausage
The Sausage Reborn
The Sausage Rising
The Sausages of Heaven
Lord of Sausage
A Crown of Sausages
The Path of Sausages
Winter's Sausage
Sausages of Twilight
Sausage of Dreams

Sausage's Game
Speaker for the Sausage
Sausagecide
Children of the Sausage

Ender's Sausage
Sausage of the Hegemon
Sausage Puppets
Sausage of the Giant

Whew!

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quote:
(I decided the other version of Harry Potter sounded too crude when said out loud.)
LOL
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Obscure, but you can figure it out:

Sausage

Sausages

Sausage 3

quote:
Originally posted by javelin:
quote:
Originally posted by LoverOfJoy:
The Sausage, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Au' contraire! [Wink]

The Lion, the Sausage, and the Wardrobe.

-or-

The Lion, the Witch, and the Sausage

I think I like all three - ones a naughty flick, the second is a child's tale, and the third is an action flick.

How about:

The Sausage, the Bun, and the Frankfurter?

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Sausageballs
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Would it be...

Fight Sausage,
or
Sausage Club?
-=-=-=-=-=-
Run Sausage Run
The Sausage Saints
Sausage Cake
Dawn of the Sausage (Sausage of the Dead?)
Shaun of the Sausage
Pulp Sausage
The Sausage Redemption
American Sausage X
X-Files: Fight the Sausage
-=-=-=-=-=-
How about songs?

Sweet Dreams (are made of sausage)
or
Sweet Sausages (are made of this)

Fuel - Sausage (In My Hands)
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Sausage
Sublime - I've Seen Better Sausages
Kill Bill soundtrack - Sausage Without Honor or Humanity
Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Sausage
Pixies - Where Is My Sausage?
Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sausage
Blink-182 - All the Small Sausages
Blink-182 - Feeling Sausage
Blink-182 - Every Time I Look for Sausage
Everclear - I Will Buy You a New Sausage
Len - Steal My Sausage
The Eagles - The Sausage From Yesterday
UB40 - Can't Help Falling in Love With Sausage
VAST - Dirty Sausage
VAST - My Sausage and You
Chicago - Fight For Your Sausage
Jimmy Ruffin? - What Becomes of the Broken Sausage
The Byrds - Sausage! Sausage! Sausage!
Willie Nelson - Always On My Sausage
Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful Sausage

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The Neverending Sausage

Sausage Story

The Incredisausages

The Greatest Sausage Ever Fried

The Passion of the Sausage

Sausages of Fire

How the Grinch Stole Sausages

Horton Hears a Sausage

Charlotte's Sausage

Hush, Hush, Sweet Sausage

The Ornery Sausage

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The Sausage American
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quote:
Would it be...

Fight Sausage,
or
Sausage Club?

I think Fight Sausage, so it wouldn't get mixed up with the 80's movie The Sausage Club.
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dude where's my sausage?

murder by sausage

the league of extraordinery sausages

sausage boy

S for sausage

cast a huge sausage

sausagekus

sausageiator

sausageman

sausagewoman

sausagemers (sausagobots and sausagticons) the movie

sausage cats (sausage! sausage!! sausage!!! sausage cats!!!! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)

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WS -
Ah, right. Fight Sausage it is.
"Skinny sausages fight til they're burger."

"Like splicing single frames of sausage into family films."

"Yep, with enough sausage, you could blow up just about anything."

"You wanna see sausage? Drop by First Methodist Tuesday night, see the guys with testicular cancer. That's sausage."

"You have to know the answer to this question! If you died right now, how would you feel about your sausage?"
"I don't know, I wouldn't feel anything good about my sausage, is that what you want to hear me say?"

"For a second I totally forget about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that sausage is."
-=-=-=-=-=-
And your name reminds me of another song:

Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Sausage

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Damn you Hannibal. "Dude where's my sausage" was mine.

Die-sausage

or

Sausage-hard

The Magnificent Sausage

Sausage for Smoking
(Thank You for Smoking)

Smokey and the Sausage

KE

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A Sausage For All Seasons
Once Upon a Sausage
Once upon a Sausage in the West
Sausages Are a Girls Best Friend
My Life as a Sausage
The Peanut Butter Sausage
Sausagehead
Green Eggs and Sausage
The Last Sausage
Sausages with Morrie
I've Heard the Sausages Singing
Sausage 13
Monty Python and the Holy Sausage
Fists of Sausage
Sausages Wide Shut
The Sausage Pimpernel
A Sausage Over the River Kwai
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Sausage
The Towering Sausage
Escape From Sausage Mountain

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sausage [Eek!]

The Pink Sausage [Eek!] [Eek!]
The Return of the Pink Sausage

The Great Sausage Robbery

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Now we should start voting on which ones win for Most Clever.

The Sausage goes to...

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Das Brat
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These three are all equally brilliant:

quote:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Sausage
Saving Private Sausage
Sausage Puppets

...sort of.

WarsawPact - your songs were nearly all laugh-out-loud funny. Especially "Sausage (in my hands)"

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Just Drew Barrymore's sausages:

Charlie's Angels: Sausage Throttle
Everyone Says I Love Sausage
Sausage Got Fingered
Sausage On The Side
Doppelsausage
No Sausage To Hide*
The Sausage Fisher Story
Sausagecrazy
2000 Sausage Road
Poison Sausage
15 and Getting Sausage


(*the sad story of the victim of an industrial accident)

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Wurst Side Story?
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yuk yuk
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Make it "Wurst Side Sausage" and we may have a winner...
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quote:
Originally posted by A. Alzabo:
Das Brat

Hah! Nicely done!

Anyone else like ELO?

Sausage on High
Sausage Woman
Sweet Talkin' Sausage

Or REM?

Losing my Sausage
It's the End of the Sausage As We Know It
What's the Sausage, Kenneth?
Man on the Sausage

And as long as I'm doing 3-letter acronymn names, some BNL:

Call and Sausage
If I had 1,000,000 Sausages
Alternative Sausage
By My Yoko Sausage

And 'cause I was listening to the Allman Brothers earlier, I'd like to let you all know that I'm not gonna let 'em catch the Sausage Rider.

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CCR

rollin' on the sausage
bad sausage rising
green sausage
heared it through the sausage
who will stop the sausage?
fortunate sausage
sausage around the bend
down on the sausage
looking out my back sausage
sweet sausage

Dire Straits

sausages of swing
money for sausages (sausages for nothing)
heavy sausage
you and your sausage
sausages road
sausage and sausaget
so far away from sausage
sausage of love

gary moore

parrisiene sausages
still got the sausage for you (LOL - thats sick)
sausage blues
sausage in the shadows
story of the sausage

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