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pickled shuttlecock
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Oh, please, let's not derail this thread by talking about something serious...

Please please please please please...

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But seriously, folks... [RS!]
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Risking considerable wrath, I'll just add that...

I don't think it's that the differences are "180" or diametrically opposed or whatever. It's just that they're irreconcilable and caused by deeply-held beliefs that Pete and Ev have.

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And a certain bloody-mindedness that just can't give it up for anything.

Hey. I figured it out! Everard is Pete's bloody-mindedness!

It all makes sense now.

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So who wants to be Pete's epiglottis? Whenever Pete starts talking, it shuts up? [Big Grin]

Let's go further in organs which worship Pete. Pete's stomach—digests everything he gives it; Pete's teeth—spend most of their time making him 'T'…

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No no no no!!! [Embarrassed]

The epiglottis works precisely in the opposite fashion. I don't know what suicidal impulse posessed me to say otherwise on this forum, but I nearly went out without correcting myself. Phew!

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I'll be Pete's elbows, if nobody else wants them.
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quote:
Originally posted by pickled shuttlecock:
Oh, please, let's not derail this thread by talking about something serious...

Please please please please please...

But PS! The internets is serious business!
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