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KnightEnder
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Jessica Simpson - Her looks and voice.

Kate Beckinsdale

Rainbows

Eyes

The USA (Sappy, but I'm a patriot)

My sons (awww! Sorry for being so sappy, but they are tops of this list. If it was in order. Okay, behind Kate.)

Dogs

The Eye of God (or whatever the official name is for that thing in deep space you can see with the Hubble. Why else would it be so breathtaking beautiful if God didn't know we would eventually see it some day?)

Baseball/Craig Biggio

Morphine/Vicodin

Silly thread, but what makes you thank God for?

KE

[ October 25, 2006, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: KnightEnder ]

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RickyB
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My wife
My kid
Weed
The prospect of infinite learning
Humor
Sports
Beauty

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If the existence of Jessica Simpson is proof of God, is not the existence of Ashley Simpson proof of a capricious and malicious God?
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Thrasymachus
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My neice and nephews
Hope of a better tommorrow
Intelligent and rational discourse
Unintelligent and irrational intercourse
Babies over three months old (any smaller and they scare me)
Sunsets or Sunrises when the light gets just that incredible shade of... sunset or sunrise.
Really good thunderstorms

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kenmeer livermaile
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No proof but, on occsion, a deeply cherished notion.

sunset on extremely cold clear winter days when the horizon extends electrically pink halfway up the dome of sky...

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A frosty cold sunny Saturday morning, with a fresh 4 " layer of snow on the ground. A nice fire in the fire place, a mug of hot chocolate(made with milk) and my wife at my side, my dog at my feet and my kids at the grandparents.

msquared

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Bleh, I thought this was going to be a good thread.
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The Babel fish. Anything that is that unlikely to exist that exists is proof that God exists and created that unlikely existence.
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quote:
Originally posted by TommySama:
The Babel fish. Anything that is that unlikely to exist that exists is proof that God exists and created that unlikely existence.

lol
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Before I tell you to stick it LF, what disappointed you about this thread?

KE

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I have proof that God is good...

If he was mean he could have made all of our arms too short to wipe our own hind parts or our fingers too big to fit in our nostrils.

Then all of us would have to rely on others to wipe us and heavens knows how we would pick our noses. [Eek!]

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My proof for God's existence is the fact that Knight Ender has posted proof for God's existence!
[Big Grin] [Razz] [Wink]

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"Then all of us would have to rely on others to wipe us and heavens knows how we would pick our noses. "

With the incredibly long tongues he gave us out of spite.

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Joy and peace
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quote:
Originally posted by Kent:
Joy and peace

Girls you 'know'?
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quote:
Originally posted by TommySama:
"Then all of us would have to rely on others to wipe us and heavens knows how we would pick our noses. "

With the incredibly long tongues he gave us out of spite.

Tommy that was gross, now go to your room without dinner. [Eek!]
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"Tommy that was gross, now go to your room without dinner. "


Whatever, MOM! I'LL JUST STARVE TO DEATH!

*stomps up the stairs and slams the door*

To myself, quietly, "good thing it's allergy season"

Lick... Lick...

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quote:
Originally posted by KnightEnder:
Before I tell you to stick it LF, what disappointed you about this thread?

KE

I thought it was going to be someone claiming they had real proof and I was going to have fun picking the arguments apart. Instead it turned out to be either a sarcastic jab at religion, or good natured "what are you thankful for" sort of thread depending on your outlook on the subject.
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Msquared-
Take away the wife part, add girlfriend, ignore the kids cause we ain't got none yet, (thankfully) and put some vanilla in that hot chocolate and I'm right there with you.

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I'm with Linux.
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Forgot music and really good food :-)
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quote:
Take away the wife part, add girlfriend, ignore the kids
No idea what you are talking about Ev, but I'm with you. [Big Grin]

KE

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Pain and the ability to reshape it and become something more then we were.
Proof that God is good ???

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