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winkey151
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Say it isn't so....
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Daily Bugle: Captain America shot and killed

Living legend assassinated on steps of Federal Courthouse

By The Daily Bugle Staff

Earlier today, we reported on the attempted assassination of a former superhero. We can now confirm that the victim has been identified as Steve Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America. Rogers was pronounced dead at Mercy Hospital due to injuries suffered from multiple gunshot wounds to the shoulder, chest and stomach.

Eyewitness reports claim that the initial bullet, tagging Rogers in the shoulder, came from a sniper perched atop or in one of the buildings adjacent to the Federal Courthouse. Several other shots were fired during the ensuing commotion--hitting Rogers in the chest and stomach--but witnesses fleeing the scene, as well as the U.S. Marshals who were escorting Rogers, have stated there was only one sniper shot fired.

Read the rest of the sordid details here....
http://www.marvel.com/

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Where was his shield? My money is on Red Skull. Cowardly bastard!

KE

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Rogers was pronounced dead at Mercy Hospital due to injuries suffered from multiple gunshot wounds to the shoulder, chest and stomach.
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U.S. Marshals who were escorting Rogers, have stated there was only one sniper shot fired.
I smell cover-up. He may even still be alive!
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Does anyone else find this metaphorical?
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With his enhanced, SuperSolier(TM) reflexes, the only one who could have possibly done it was Bullseye. We need to get DareDevil on this immediately! [Mad]
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Let's not count him out yet. Didn't Superman come back?

Hey, did our "Redskull" take his name from the Captain America villain?

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It seems to me that there is something up with the "people only heard one shot" thing.

Maybe he was only shot once in the shoulder and the story of his death is a fabrication or cover up of something more sinister.

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Wayward Son
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Or it could have been a simultaneous multiple attack.

Did anyone check the grassy knoll?

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This is pretty much impossible. See the SHIELD agents around? Ten bucks says Iron Man had SHIELD fake Cap's death so he could return to lead the underground, since Tony lacked the stomach to keep Steve in jail.
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winkey151
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Originally posted by TomDavidson:
This is pretty much impossible. See the SHIELD agents around? Ten bucks says Iron Man had SHIELD fake Cap's death so he could return to lead the underground, since Tony lacked the stomach to keep Steve in jail.

I think you are on to something here... [Eek!]
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Whatever.

Captain America just beat the **** out of the "Maine-iac" last Saturday. Best fight I've ever seen.

[Smile]

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Sorry SP... Wrong Captain America. [LOL]
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SP, you dishonor the memory of our greatest American hero. There is only one Captian America ((C) Marvel Comics).

Come on, everybody, let us sing together in memory of this great patriot:

"When Captain America throws his might shield,
All those who would oppose his shield must yield.
When it get to a fight, and a fight is due,
Then the Red and the White and the Blue will come through,
When Captain America throw his might shield!"

<sniff> Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?

(Or am I dating myself. [Smile] )

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I dunno... hum a few bars and see if it jars our memories?
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Alright.

"La da Da-Da-Da-Da-Da da da da da Daaaaaa..." [Smile]

(Amazing what you can find on-line these days.)

[ March 08, 2007, 01:14 PM: Message edited by: Wayward Son ]

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kenmeer livermaile
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Now you dunnit. My memory's jarred... and I can't unscrew the lid.
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quote:
Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
Now you dunnit. My memory's jarred... and I can't unscrew the lid.

Quick everyone... push him in the closet while he is impaired.

Now is our chance. [Big Grin]

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It's a BIG jar. I've got a fat head.
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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
This is pretty much impossible. See the SHIELD agents around? Ten bucks says Iron Man had SHIELD fake Cap's death so he could return to lead the underground, since Tony lacked the stomach to keep Steve in jail.

More likely that Tony Stark had him assassinated so that Captain America couldn't challenge an unjust law in court.

Cap should have taken his protest to the court in the first place. (Especially if he didn't have the stomach to lead a effective insurgency against the authorities.)

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Wayward Son
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And his memory lives on...
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