The farting goat example was
not a joke, although it was deliberately ridiculous. That said, I specifically did
not ask you to tell me the ways in which it failed to meet certain metaphysical descriptors, because I intentionally framed the question in a way to not require the use of linguistic puffery like 'necessary;" as generally happens when people mix metaphysics with logic (and then try to use the result to invent reasons for observed physical reality), you're confusing one with the other. Let us imagine for a moment that an entity lacking all the attributes of an entity that you consider "necessary" is not in fact required for the universe to exist. What is our hypothetical goat lacking that would not produce a universe indistinguishable from our own?
We run into similar problems when you assert that a physical property is dependent on the existence of an object to exist, as opposed to simply being an emergent descriptor of a necessary condition. (Again, qualia don't exist.) If I say "diamonds are hard," and go on to define exactly what I mean by that -- the density and strength of a diamond, and how much compression per square centimeter it might resist, etc. -- then that remains true even if diamonds don't exist, and I'm just positing that certain forms of carbon, compressed and heated in certain scenarios, might form a material that, based on my conclusions regarding its theoretical composition, would have certain properties. The concept of "hardness" exists whether or not diamonds do. Scientists actually do this all the time, speculating on the properties of an undiscovered or as yet unsynthesized material prior to observing it or even confirming its possible existence. This is, again, because qualia do not exist, and physical "properties" in the real world are just descriptions of how types of matter express interaction with physical law in predictable ways. If you'd prefer to get away from the word "property" because it contains too much baggage, and would prefer to untether the concept of "persistence" from the thing that's persisting, you can reframe the assertion this way: "it is a fundamental physical law of the universe that, once matter or energy exists, it continues to exist." If it helps, it should be noted that this formulation is
completely compliant with a strict reading of the Principle of Sufficient Reason.
Anyway, to get past the terminology, I submit to you that the requirements we're really looking for are as follows:
PREMISE: the Universe is theoretically comprehensible, even if we do not comprehend all of it, and does not admit logical impossibilities
THEREFORE: all things that happen, stop happening, or do not happen do so for a proximate cause/reason
PREMISE: the Universe has not always existed in its current form
THEREFORE: something happened to produce the Universe in its current form
THEREFORE: the thing that happened could not have had a proximate cause that depends on the Universe in its current form
THEREFORE: either Premise #1 is wrong, Premise #2 is wrong, or something is able to cause an effect in this Universe without first being caused by something else in this Universe
PREMISE: things appear to persist once they exist (and, in fact, we have never observed something ceasing to exist)
THEREFORE: either things do not really persist; things are made to persist; or it is the default nature of things to persist once they exist, and they must be made to cease existing
Would you agree that these are less loaded (and less fraught) restatements of the primary claims?
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We can see this by describing to a child the nature of an elephant, a dinosaur, and a unicorn. If you then asked the child which one exists, which one did exist, and which one never existed, he couldn't tell you. That is because in all contingent things existence is something that is added to the essence of the thing.
Here's the problem with that logic: Describe to a child the nature of the Christian God. Now describe to a child the nature of Zeus. Now describe to a child the nature of dark matter. Can he tell you which exists? If not, does that mean that they are
all contingent things, or does that mean that you failed to include in your description of "nature" the line "and this one DEFINITELY exists, so be sure to remember to say so when I ask?"
Of course, the real problem here is the use of "thing" to describe a "concept." I'd argue that of all our talk about categorical differences, the difference between a thing and an idea is the
most "categorical" of them all.
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Rocks don't have agency, regardless of what some ancient person might have thought. If you want to take the contrary position rather than just pointing out that someone else once thought it, we can have that discussion.
I mention animism only because your assertion that we don't talk about rocks "choosing" to fall from mountains is false on its face. We
do still impute agency to objects, both as symbolic narrative and literal religious belief. It is not at all the case that we as humans are able to make easy, clear distinctions between a sapient being's "choice" and the falling of sufficiently complicated dominos. You may have observed that we as a species anthropomorphize
anything; put googly eyes on a trash bin and suddenly it appears to have emotions. We feel sorry for the Mars landers and program them to sing themselves "Happy Birthday"; we pity the Voyager space probe as it fails, even as we upload code that allows it to detect its own failures for the first time -- and although we know rationally that we aren't creating a neurotic computer, we still feel a little bit bad about letting it know how often it's screwing up. Empathy is coded into most human brains at a very low level, so functional people project ourselves onto and consequently empathize with everything.
This makes conclusive statements about "rationality" very difficult, because it certainly appears to us that many animals are capable of making emotionally complex, rational decisions. We know that quite a few species are self-aware, have persistent memories, and can create narrative justifications for their own behavior. As you point out, none of your assumptions so far rely on the uniqueness of human rationality, but I'm going to make the argument that what we consider that to be is itself just a form of narrative. Can we justify our actions to ourselves and others? Then we're "rational."
This is why I'm a little baffled by the assertion that I don't have the courage of my own convictions. Given that I believe selfhood and free will to both be convenient fictions, how
should I live? What should I do differently, if I sincerely believed that I'm a bunch of subroutines steered by a couple competing processes reacting to complicated stimuli? Should you treat people differently if you believed this of them -- and if so, why? I mean, we already say things like, "I'm sorry I snapped at you; my blood sugar was low" -- recognizing that our concept of self can hold the responsibility for our actions, but that the failure of various subroutines can be considered exculpatory.
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It is the unborn child's nature to be human from the first moment of life, which the best science tells us is the moment of conception.
I'm a little confused by what you're considering "the best science." I also think metaphysics is tripping you up, here; by asserting that a clump of human cells are by nature intelligent because some such cells, in certain situations, might turn into an intelligent human, you're falling into Platonism. And, yeah, that's going to drag you into the Problem of Evil. I only mentioned it because you rather unfairly slapped yossarian down, but certainly positing that all human cells should be considered to carry a God-given property of "intelligence" in a way a dog's cells would not exposes you to a whole bunch of such problems.
The Chinese room problem firmly shows that a computer cannot possess consciousness...
Firmly? Are you under the impression that the Chinese Room Argument is considered authoritative? Or even that its definition of "consciousness" is generally accepted?
You can think whatever you'd like. Free choice is the immediate reality we all experience and, upon reflection, is the best-fit explanation for what we experience.
You believe you experience unbounded choice? On what basis?
The philosophies which permit choice in their model flourish and succeed while the philosophers who attempt to reject choice fall flat and fail...
I'm honestly very curious -- although this a digression -- to hear how one might recognize a "successful" philosophy.