"Grandpa, what did you do during the outbreak of World War Three?"
"Well, I was *censored*posting about the culture war, Democrats vs Republicans, down in Louisiana".
Hope everyone is enjoying their time in the new year. The sparrow has come and given glad tidings of great crops and all that. Still fighting 'Rona and Libs and Progs and White Christian Nationalist Trumpists and those pesky Warmongering Neocons.
So US Intel says Putin has decided to invade and it's coming within the week. Embassy in Kiev has been moved to Lviv. It's amazing how every time there is a crisis in China or Eastern Europe, the names of things change. Kiev becomes Kyiv and Beijing is Peking. I don't know.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/11/world/europe/president-biden-is-holding-a-call-with-nato-and-eu-leaders-to-discuss-russia-and-ukraine.htmlOh, I know what you're thinking. When has the last time the CIA or NSA has gotten anything right? I mean, we're all intelligence experts here. Just ask all the people who still believe Assad had nothing to do with dropping sarin on women and children. It was all an Islamist plot. Thank gawd Russia Times is here to clear things up.
President Joe made a great speech. For a dude 79 years old. Just don't expect anything Clint Eastwood or Morgan Freeman calibre. President Joe continues to be great at his only major job. Not being His Lord Highness The Defender of Legitimate Civil Discourse. Lotsa talk about diplomacy and all that. The good news is that President Joe has heard his people's cry, "F Ukraine. It's sad and horrible, but the United States armed the Mujhas and *censored*ed up Lithuania". Never mind doing anything that would actually stop a war, like putting a single US Brigade into Ukraine. *censored*, that would be Imperialism. Can't have that. Can't actually stop wars. Whatever he is, he's still 1000% times better than Germany, sucking on that sweet Russian gas nozzle. I mean, *censored*, it's winter time in Germany right now. You want to go without heat?
I suppose we'll find out soon if the evil warmongers in the CIA and NSA are right or not.
My recommendation to crush the Russians with a sustained air campaign has been ignored and is kinda impossible at this point really. The majority of the carriers in the Atlantic are down for maintenance. Most of the US Navy is in the Pacific right now watching China. Did a neat little Taiwan head fake there. The only thing we have have on that side is the Truman, which is in the Med right now. Not really keen on trying to get into the Black Sea with a single carrier group. Even if Turkey is playing ball. The Bush, Stennis, and Washington are all sitting up in Norfok, with the Ford which is getting geared up. But you would need a minimum of 4 carrier air groups to survive going into the Barents Sea to threaten Murmansk.
At this point the best move would be to move the 48 FW from England to someplace in Romania or Poland, along with all the necessary support units. If the Germans would actually allow something like that. Bless those glorious peacekeepers. If you can't blow the *censored* out of the Rodina then you may as well give the Ukrainians some air cover.
But that won't happen either. Gotta give em all that diplomacy. Thick hot juicy diplomacy. Kissinger makes me moist.
I've heard talk about how Pooter won't do it because of the cost in causalities and diplomatic sanctions. People talking about Ukraine bleeding Russia dry. It's not going to happen. Russia can flatten Ukraine in a matter of days and walk into Kiev. I mean, there will be plenty of dead Ukrainians. But not a bunch of dead Russians. The Russians simply have too much air and artillery power. On top of this, the Ukrainians know they're going to lose. They're not going to fight to the death when they can flee. The same thing that happened to Afghanistan is going to happen to Ukraine. They feel the same way. No help. No support. No chance. Abandoned. They have heard the voice of the people. "F Ukraine. Shame the United States made the UN toothless with all those vetos. And armed Mujas. It's all their fault".
Pooter might be in Kiev this weekend. It's not going to take long. Happy Den'zashchitnika Otechestva.