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"Nice"
And so it came to pass
On the 301st Episode
Of the 269th Season
The Elon descended into hell
And there vanquished the gatekeepers
And set free We Tha Peoples
And Spake
"I did it to try and help humanity, whom I love"
It's funny. The Katabasis is kinda standard for the epic hero in poetry and mythology. Oddyseus, Theseus, Hercules, Aeneas, Dante, Enkidu, Osiris, Jesus, Odin, Bill and Ted. They all had to journey to the underworld or hell.
Today we have Musk. Who has descended into the hell of Twitter to conquer it to set free Twitter Jail.
I mean, supposedly. I havn't seen The One True President back yet. That will be some *censored*. I can't wait for people to get upset at other people repeating what L'Orange has to say, with no filter between his genius brain and the publik.
The only thing I have seen is plenty of people throwing racial epithets around in order to someone test the waters of their newfound freedom. Very mature. I've come to the conclusion that freedom is overrated and is bad for people. The only thing worse is the lack of it.
As prophesied, the woke are *censored*ting the bed. It's the pre-matureness of the *censored*ting that riles my sensibilities. It's a bit early. Chrissie Watkins hasn't even taken her clothes off and jumped into the water yet. When a train wreck is coming and inevitable, the responsible thing to do is savor it.